Faulty Towers

Well that's the last time I try that gag. Rachael went down to reception to get some batteries for the TV remote (the previous occupant had stolen them). 5 minutes later she returned and knocked on the door. Thinking that a Basil Fawlty line might be amusing I called out "Go away you daft tart, my wife will be back at any moment". When I opened the door it wasn't Rachael but the Maintenance man looking very confused. Holding out his hand he said "Batteries for your remote control....". Good grief.....